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Hey, it's Caleb. Why are you calling? It's 2019, just text me. Or, if you must, leave a message.

Weeks ago, dude. You should have asked her out weeks ago. Yes, man. Holy shit.

[ Yeah, like he didn't drag ass when it came to asking Adam. ]

Yeah, I know. I know.

But where do you take someone who can literally fly whenever she wants to?

Dude, I don't know, I'm no good at dating. What's the into?

I mean, saving people? Fighting crime? Working out at the gym? I usually just take girls to parties. Or dinner and a movie.

So take her to dinner and a movie, man. Everybody's gotta eat, right? Even superheroes.

Yeah? That's not lame for a superhero?

I don't know. I'm not a superhero, but I don't think it's lame. Not lame, classic.

Yeah, okay. But if this blows up in my face, I'm blaming you.

I fail to see how that would be my fault, but if it'll make you feel better, I'm okay with that.