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Hey, it's Caleb. Why are you calling? It's 2019, just text me. Or, if you must, leave a message.

But what's the point of calling someone bae? I don't understand the appeal, is this just that I'm from the wrong generation or am I missing the appeal?

And every time I'm told I spilled tea I have a moment of panic where I think that it's literal. I have no tea to spill except chammomile and I'd really rather drink it.

It's shorter than baby and all the cool kids use it? I don't know, I never called Adam that. So if you're the wrong generation, then I don't know what my excuse is.

Oh my God, Dr. Bright... Just...lol fuck.

But why is it cool? Also, I don't think that you necessarily need an excuse. After all, you're not beholden to what is 'cool'.

What? I like tea! Also, I'd say language, but I think that we're a little beyond that at this point.

I don't think it's cool, so idfk.
😬 that's so cringy... I'm 19 years old, I'm absolutely beholden to what's cool. You can't put cool in air quotes, omg

Okay but do you just not know what it means or you refuse to acknowledge what it means lol. I'm a big boy, I can say fuck.

Well I don't think it seems cool either. Why is it cringy? A 19 year old can be above or beyond what is cool because they are already plenty cool. And considering it's a subjective opinion I don't see why it's not able to be put in air quotes either. Seems very fitting to me.

Definitely the second one. I know that it's based off of information sharing, but the sort and other details have varied enough that it seems better to refuse. I'm not going to argue with you there, though we both know you're more eloquent than that.

It's such a MOM thing to say.
And air quotes are a mom thing to do.

It's just a way of asking someone to gossip with you, Dr. Bright lol.
I'm not that eloquent.

Well, I'm not a mom, so clearly they're not just mom things to say or do?

Well I don't have any gossip either, so no tea to spill either way. And you and I both know that you know how to use your words when you want to.

You still have some serious mom energy, though.

You're literally an Atypical therapist. You have practically ALL the tea.
I don't want to very often.

I prefer to call it big sister energy considering I'm not looking to become a parent any time soon.

I can't talk about anything revealed in a session unless I have express permission, though. That doesn't count. But you do more often than not.

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